5 Reasons Workplaces Should Absolutely Love Short, Strict Deadlines
Adrenaline Overload
Who doesn't love the thrill of racing against the clock in a sheer state of panic all the time?
Honestly, giving up all enjoyment in order to complete an unfairly large amount of work alone, is the life man!
Quality, Schmality
The biggest companies put out bad products that constantly glitch, or have grave issues we are told to ignore. There is no reason to give workers enough time to build good, useful, long-lasting products that they care for.
Like, what else, the world is made up of unicorns and rainbows and happy citizens living productive lives within their means?
Get out haha.
People Waste Their Time Anyways
Have you seen students who dare to have a social life while they should be sobbing over writing twenty useless experiments for three labs and preparing for exams simultaneously? Doesn't it make your blood boil?
Similarly, we must make sure that workers don't get to do anything they want with their time (as if they own it!).
Especially sleep. Who even needs it...I don't get it.
Zero Fear of Rebellious Opinions
Exhausted people can't raise their voices! So everything unjust that you're doing will definitely be ignored by the authorities.
Not that you need them to, lol. As if the government cares about the workers, ha!
Our History, Our Heritage
Oh capitalism, the beacon of equality and fairness for those who can afford it!
A fundamental tenet of capitalism is the dissatisfaction of workers. We must respect this tradition!
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Until the next time!
